The Football Club Final Standings:
Ninth Year Club Champion:

     Double-Double  (428.5 Points   5 Weeks at #1   Avg. 25.2 Points/week)

The Football Club Points Standings  (updated Sun 1/1/06):


Rank
Player
Total
Week 17
Peak
Year Honors
G/Week
Triples
Doubles
MNF
1st Double-Double 428.5 Points (17) 1 5 Weeks at #1
21
8
6
12
2nd Mike Z 426.5 Points (23) 1 3 Wks #1, 2 MVPs
24
5
7
12
3rd Dylan's Dad 419.5 Points (20) 1 2 Weeks at #1
24
5
5
13
4th Unknown Artist 415 Points (18) 3 4 MVP Awards
22
7
5
12
5th The Tick 413 Points (22) 1 1 Wk #1, 1 MVP
23
5
9
13
6th Hunchback 407.5 Points (25) 1 1 Wk #1, 3 MVPs
24
5
7
11
7th Sgt. Preston of the Yukon 395 Points (17) 4 Peak Position #4
25
6
7
11
8th Important Idler 391 Points (15) 5 1 MVP Award
23
5
6
10
9th C Master V 374.5 Points (19) 1 1 Wk #1, 2 MVPs
20
5
4
12
10th Cat Man 359 Points (17) 10 1 MVP Award
18
3
5
13
11th Who's on First 357.5 Points (13) 10 1 MVP Award
16
3
7
12
12th Noel Gallagher 338 Points (15) 4 Peak Position #4
18
3
4
12
13th The Turtle 334 Points (25) 11 1 MVP Award
27
3
7
7
14th Hoosier Daddy 332.5 Points (22) 13 1 MVP Award
16
2
6
10
15th Prince Humperdinck 329 Points (0) 5 Peak Position #5
14
3
7
12
16th Indian Outlaw 316.5 Points (11) 5 Peak Position #5
15
5
4
9
17th Tinkerbell 313 Points (20) 3 1 MVP Award
16
5
5
10
King Creole 313 Points (15) 6
20
2
3
11
19th The Beav 306.5 Points (0) 9 2 MVP Awards
18
2
4
12
20th Chili Cheese Fries 305 Points (20) 20
13
4
2
9
Dread Pirate Robby 305 Points (0) 6
15
3
5
11
22nd Mr. Nanny 304.5 Points (0) 1 4 Weeks at #1
20
2
4
10
23rd The Bitter Redpill 302.5 Points (0) 12 1 MVP Award
16
3
6
9
24th Panamanian Princess 298 Points (20) 23
14
4
5
6
25th Dominator 275 Points (18) 6 1 MVP Award
17
1
6
7
26th Francine Lomax 274 Points (18) 26
11
2
4
6

 

2005 MVP Award Winners by Week:

Week 1- Hunchback   30 Points
Week 2- C Master V   36 Points
Week 3- Tinkerbell   31 Points
Week 4- C Master V   31 Points
Week 5- Dominator   26 Points
Week 6- The Beav   34 Points
Week 7- Unknown Artist   30 Points
Week 8- Unknown Artist & Important Idler   34 Points
Week 9- Mike Z, The Tick, Hoosier Daddy & Cat Man   32 Points
Week 10- Unknown Artist   36 Points
Week 11- The Bitter Redpill   33 Points
Week 12- The Beav   38 Points
Week 13- Who's on First   40 Points (highest score of the year)
Week 14- Mike Z   31 Points
Week 15- Unknown Artist   33 Points
Week 16- Hunchback   32 Points
Week 17- Hunchback & The Turtle   25 Points
 

2005 MVP Award Runner-Ups:

Week 1- Mr. Nanny   28 Points
Week 2- Mr. Nanny   25 Points
Week 3- Dylan's Dad   28 Points
Week 4- Double-Double   29 Points
Week 5- Important Idler   24 Points
Week 6- Hunchback   32 Points
Week 7- Hoosier Daddy   27 Points
Week 8- Cat Man   31 Points
Week 9- Important Idler   31 Points
Week 10- The Turtle   35 Points
Week 11- Double-Double   32 Points
Week 12- Double-Double & King Creole   35 Points
Week 13- Double-Double & Important Idler   38 Points
Week 14- Double-Double   30 Points
Week 15- Chili Cheese Fries   29 Points
Week 16- Double-Double   29 Points
Week 17- Mike Z   23 Points
 

2005 Player of the Month Awards:

September- Tinkerbell
For 1 MVP Award and 1st Place in both Head to Head (3-0) and Pro Bowl (2-1).

October- Unknown Artist
For winning 2 MVP Awards (consecutive weeks)

November- Panamanian Princess
For a strong effort in the Super Bowl Tournament in not losing her match.
(29-29 tie with No. 5 seed Mike Z in the First Round)

December- Hunchback
For winning 2 MVP Awards (consecutive weeks)
 

2005 Pro Bowl Tournament:

     Wild Animals  (2005 Pro Bowl VII Champions)


First Round
(Week 14)- 1/2 Pt.
 Final Four
(Week 15)- 1 Pt.
Pro Bowl
(Week 16)- 1 1/2 Pts.
(8)The Three Stooges 58
(1)Wild Animals 75 (5)The Schwartz 69
(5)The Schwartz 67 (1)Wild Animals 75
(4)Taipei Penpals 65 (2)Rogue Squadron 45
(6)Daddy & His Boys 60 (1)Wild Animals 72
(3)Z Force 72 (3)Z Force 40
(7)Arroz Con Leche 43 (2)Rogue Squadron 62
(2)Rogue Squadron 64

 

Pro Bowl Weekly Final Standings:
 
 
 

Rank
Team
Wins
Losses
Ties
G/Back
Streak
1st Wild Animals
9
3
0
0
W7
2nd Rogue Squadron
7
4
1
1 1/2
W2
3rd Z Force
7
5
0
2
L1
4th Taipei Penpals
6
6
0
3
W1
5th The Schwartz
5
7
0
4
L2
6th Daddy & His Boys
5
7
0
4
W3
7th Arroz Con Leche
4
7
1
4 1/2
L3
8th The Three Stooges
4
8
0
5
L4

 

Team Information:

Arroz Con Leche (The Beav, Panamanian Princess, The Turtle)
Daddy & His Boys (Dylan's Dad, Hoosier Daddy, Who's on First)
Rogue Squadron (Dread Pirate Robby, The Tick, Prince Humperdinck)
The Schwartz (The Bitter Redpill, Noel Gallagher, Sgt. Preston of the Yukon)
Taipei Penpals (Chili Cheese Fries, Important Idler, Tinkerbell)
The Three Stooges (C Master V, Hunchback, Mr. Nanny)
Wild Animals (Cat Man, Double-Double, Unknown Artist)
Z Force (Indian Outlaw, King Creole, Mike Z)
 

2005 Super Bowl Tournament:

     Super Bowl VIII Champ Dylan's Dad (10-3-1)


First Round
Week 12- no bonus
Wild Card
Week 13- 1/2 Pt.
Divisional
Week 14- 1 Pt.
Conference
Week 15- 1 1/2 Pts.
Super Bowl
Week 16- 2 Pts.
(12)The Bitter Redpill 16 (11)Dread Pirate Rob 25
(5)C Master V 23 (1)Important Idler 38 (5)C Master V 19
(11)Dread Pirate Rob 30 (5)C Master V 25 (1)Important Idler 28
(6)Chili Cheese Fries 12 (4)Tinkerbell 19 (2)Double-Double 17
(10)Prince Humprdnk 22 (7)Who's on First 40 (1)Important Idler 26
(7)Who's on First 33 (3)Unknown Artist 32 (7)Who's on First 14
(9)Hoosier Daddy 30 (9)Hoosier Daddy 20 (2)Double-Double 30
(8)Hunchback 18 (2)Double-Double 38 (3)Dylan's Dad 25
(12)Panam Princess 29 (8)Cat Man 24 (1)Important Idler 13
(5)Mike Z 29 (1)The Tick 31 (5)Mike Z 31
(11)Mr. Nanny 21 (5)Mike Z 34 (1)The Tick 21
(6)King Creole 35 (4)Sgt. Preston 19 (5)Mike Z 19
(10)Indian Outlaw 13 (6)King Creole 18 (3)Dylan's Dad 22
(7)Noel Gallagher 19 (3)Dylan's Dad 32 (3)Dylan's Dad 21
(9)The Turtle 20 (7)Noel Gallagher 19 (2)The Beav 19
(8)Cat Man 26 (2)The Beav 20

 

Head to Head Weekly Final Standings:
 

Division One--
 

Rank
Player
Wins
Losses
Ties
Div.
Streak
1st **Important Idler
8
2
0
3-1
L1
2nd *Tinkerbell
7
3
0
4-0
W2
3rd Chili Cheese Fries
6
4
0
2-2
L1
4th Hunchback
5
5
0
2-2
W3
5th Hoosier Daddy
4
5
1
1-2
L2
6th Dread Pirate Robby
4
6
0
0-5
L2

 

Division Two--
 

Rank
Player
Wins
Losses
Ties
Div.
Streak
1st **Double-Double
7
3
0
3-1
W3
2nd *Unknown Artist
7
3
0
3-1
L1
3rd C Master V
6
3
1
2-1
W2
4th Who's on First
5
5
0
1-3
W1
5th Prince Humperdinck
4
6
0
2-2
L4
6th The Bitter Redpill
3
7
0
0-3
W1

 

Division Three--
 

Rank
Player
Wins
Losses
Ties
Div.
Streak
1st **The Tick
7
3
0
3-1
W4
2nd *Dylan's Dad
6
3
1
3-2
L1
3rd Mike Z
4
4
2
2-1
L1
4th King Creole
4
6
0
2-1
W1
5th Indian Outlaw
3
7
0
2-2
W1
6th Panamanian Princess
1
4
0
0-2
L3

 

Division Four--
 

Rank
Player
Wins
Losses
Ties
Div.
Streak
1st **The Beav
6
4
0
3-1
W2
2nd *Sgt. Preston of the Yukon
4
5
1
2-3
W1
3rd Noel Gallagher
4
6
0
2-2
L3
4th Cat Man
3
5
2
2-2
W1
5th The Turtle
4
6
0
1-3
L1
6th Mr. Nanny
3
7
0
3-2
L5

 

Playoff Picks Co-Champions:

     Hunchback & Cat Man
 

The Football Club Playoff Points Standings  (updated Sun 2/5/06):


 
Player
Total
Super Bowl
Peak
Playoff Honors
Games
Ov/Unds
Stat ?s
1st Hunchback 94 Points (18) 1 3 Wks #1, 1 MVP
8
6
29
Cat Man 94 Points (24+2) 1 1 Wk #1, 1 MVP
8
6
25
3rd Dominator 91.5 Points (20) 2 1 Runner-Up MVP
7
7
26
4th Sgt. Preston of the Yukon 88.5 Points (24+3) 4 1 MVP Award
6
7
28
5th Dylan's Dad 87.5 Points (16+3) 1 2 Wks #1, 1 MVP
6
6
32
6th The Tick 80 Points (14+1) 2 1 MVP Award
6
7
28
7th Dread Pirate Robby 77 Points (10+1) 7 1 MVP Award
4
6
29
8th Who's on First 75.5 Points (8) 1 1 Wk #1, 1 MVP
7
4
27
9th Important Idler 73 Points (2) 3 2 Runner-Up MVPs
7
2
29
10th Hoosier Daddy 66 Points (6) 6
5
5
27
11th King Creole 65.5 Points (18+3) 11
4
7
17
12th Noel Gallagher 62 Points (0) 2 1 Runner-Up MVP
6
5
25
13th Tinkerbell 61.5 Points (10+1) 13
4
6
23
Unknown Artist 61.5 Points (4+2) 4 1 Runner-Up MVP
3
7
26
15th Panamanian Princess 50 Points (22+1) 11 1 Runner-Up MVP
3
2
17
16th Chili Cheese Fries 18 Points (0) 9
2
1
7

 

2006 Playoffs MVP Award Winners by Week:

Wildcard- Dylan's Dad, Who's on First & Hunchback   24 Points
Divisional- The Tick   31 Points
Conference- Dread Pirate Robby   33 Points
Super Bowl- Cat Man & Sgt. Preston of the Yukon   24 Points
 

2006 Playoffs MVP Award Runner-Ups:

Wildcard- Unknown Artist & Noel Gallagher   23 Points
Divisional- Cat Man, Important Idler & Dominator   30 Points
Conference- Important Idler   28 Points
Super Bowl- Panamanian Princess   22 Points
 

Main Page Final Posting and Category Winners:
 
 

2005 Football Club winners--

Club Champion-  Double-Double (428.5 Points)
Club Champion Runner-up-  Mike Z (426.5 Points)
Super Bowl VIII Champ-  Dylan's Dad (def. King C, Beav, Mike Z & Imp Idler)
Super Bowl Runner-up-  Important Idler (def. Pirate Rob, C Master V, Double-D)
Pro Bowl Champs-  Wild Animals (teammates- Cat Man, Double-D, U Artist)
Pro Bowl Runner-ups-  Rogue Squadron (teammates- Pirate Rob, Prince H, Tick)
Playoff Picks Co-Champions-  Hunchback & Cat Man (94 Points)
Playoff Picks Champ Runner-up-  Dominator (91.5 Points)
Rookie of the Year-  Panamanian Princess (for historic tournament tie)

Most MVP Awards-  Unknown Artist (4 MVP Awards)
Best Week-  Who's on First (40 Points -- Week 13)
Most Games of the Week-  The Turtle (27 out of 35 -- 77% correct)
Most Triple Crowns-  Double-Double (8 out of 17 -- 47% correct)
Most Double Stakes-  The Tick (9 out of 17 -- 53% correct)
Most Mondays-  Cat Man, Dylan's Dad & The Tick (13 out of 16 -- 81% correct)

Player of the Month Award for September-  Tinkerbell
Player of the Month Award for October-  Unknown Artist
Player of the Month Award for November-  Panamanian Princess
Player of the Month Award for December-  Hunchback

 
    "Welcome to the final posting of this season by The Football Club.  The Playoff Picks have finished and the club is now closing down until early September of 2006.  And the Playoff Picks champion is...... or I should say the Playoff Picks Champions are Hunchback and Cat Man, who both finish the season with 94 Points.  It was a well deserved honor for Hunchback, who really dominated the last 6 weeks of the season (including regular and post).  Hunchback finished the regular season with 2 back to back MVP Awards and then he opened the post season with a share of the Wildcard MVP Award.  He was able to hold off late charges from Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, The Tick, Dominator, and Dylan's Dad, but not the late charge of Cat Man.  Congratulations to both players on picking very well for the Super Bowl and finishing on top of the club.  It looks like Hunchback is going to be a heavily pursued free agent in the off season, as  a lot of Pro Bowl teams will be trying to sign him to their roster for the upcoming year.  It'll be the exact opposite of what he dealt with this season, when he was dismissed from the roster of Sports Einsteins as that team was dissolved.  With Hunchback's Playoff Picks Championship, he will be joining an exclusive club that Cat Man is already a part of-- The Football Club Hall of Fame.

    For the Super Bowl picks, only one player guessed that Pittsburgh would end with exactly 21 Points-- and that was Unknown Artist.  Three Bonus Points were available for anyone who could correctly pick both teams scores within 5 points.  Sgt. Preston of the Yukon was able to do it, as he said the final score would be Pittsburgh 24 and Seattle 14.  King Creole did it as well, with a projection of Pittsburgh 26 and Seattle 13.  Dylan's Dad grabbed the two Bonus Points by picking both teams scores within 10 points-- he said the score would be Pittsburgh 31 and Seattle 17.  However, I have to end my comments this season with a thought on the Super Bowl picks posted by 2005 Rookie of the Year Award winner Panamanian Princess.  She nailed the Runner-Up MVP Award for the Super Bowl with a strong score of 22+1 Points.  Once again, she impressed all of us and showed she was more than worthy of being our Rookie of the Year.  There are rumors floating around the club that she is going to put together an all-girls Pro Bowl team for next season.  If that's true, I believe they will be a real threat for the Pro Bowl title.

    Well thanks for playing this season everyone, we had a lot of fun.  I heard that Hunchback had a great Super Bowl party which I had to miss because of being sick, but I hope to join him if he does another one next year.  As far as a year end Club Party, I'm going to be talking to The Tick and a few others to see if we can make it happen.  I've heard from Lulu that she may want to reveal who she is to the club at the Club Party.  But if we don't end up doing one this year, we will definitely do a double party next year.  I'll keep everyone posted and see you in the future, as we play The Football Club 2006-- Tenth Year Anniversary Edition."--Important Idler


 

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